Why, God, WHY?
So psycho-bitchy-angry-stoner Roomie has given the word; Nine days to vacate!
Not because I'm loud, rude, snobbish or mean. But because I lost my job and ALTHOUGH I bring home food (PLENTY of food. None of it funky nameless cow parts or something of the like) He hath decided that I am no longer worth the effort.
BUT (and here is the ironic twister) He still wants me to come over. Every day. And bring my cat for play dates. (What the @#$%$????)
So, beyond ALL. OF. THAT, I am returning to a house that is overly full. Actually, it has six people living in a four-bedder. Yeah. No. FML.
Still no job though.
Also, Have ton of crochet projects to finish, sewing projects to fumble, and duct tape ones to commence!
Confused?
DAMN YOU INSTRUCTABLES! (Instructable.com) For us crafty-type-y peoples, Instructable is a rare kind of addiction. It has projects for all genres; from simple, sedate sewing to electrical engineering. Yeah. No Shit. Check it out. some of my favorites would be the Ductape corset, the Creeper pillow-topper and the creeper plushie.
I have this grandiose idea of finishing the ductape corset before august and wearing it to AFest (anime festival held in Dallas, Texas) but again, I lack a job, therefore lack money to get ductape.... Ridiculousness. So kids, if you want to keep your home and all that's important, DON'T LOSE YOUR JOB. Horrible idea, really.
Ducttape Corset is at- http://www.instructables.com/id/Ducttape-corset/ made by Floddertje
Creeper Pillow-Topper- http://www.instructables.com/id/Minecraft-creeper-pillow-cushion/ by lizzyastro
and the Plushie- http://www.instructables.com/id/Minecraft-Stuffed-Creeper-Doll/ by DucttapeNinja
In any case, this teeny post was supposed to take fifteen minutes. While looking for those above mentioned projects, I got lost again.... crap.
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